Today, I ate an entire pack of breath mints in preparation for a date. Instead of giving me fresh breath, it gave me a terrible case of diarrhea. FML
by sarah / 02/11/2012 at 1:36am / United States / Love
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#2 - On 02/11/2012 at 6:03am by DalPozzo13
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Well next time brush your teethes , instead of just covering your bad breath .
#9 - On 02/11/2012 at 6:10am by bbgirlXD
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