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Today, I ate an entire pack of breath mints in preparation for a date. Instead of giving me fresh breath, it gave me a terrible case of diarrhea. FML


I agree, your life sucks (10815) - you deserved it (41319)

On 02/11/2012 at 1:36am - love - by sarah (woman) - United States

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Shit happens

#2 - On 02/11/2012 at 6:03am by DalPozzo13

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Well next time brush your teethes , instead of just covering your bad breath .

#9 - On 02/11/2012 at 6:10am by bbgirlXD

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