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Today, trying to be romantic, I invited my girlfriend over to watch a movie. I said she could pick one up on the way, and I'd pay for it later. I ended up having to suffer through some "movie" that involved nothing but Nicolas Cage gurning like a stroke victim between crappy fight scenes. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (9707) - you deserved it (24915)

On 01/21/2012 at 5:44pm - love - by actor my ass (man) - Canada (Ontario)

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Better than 'The Wicker Man'

#1 - On 01/21/2012 at 8:27pm by GayLordSteamBath

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The name Nicolas Cage can invoke so much pain in so many ways.

#3 - On 01/21/2012 at 8:28pm by SoNotForYou

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