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Today, I was watching TV with my boyfriend, when a World of Warcraft commercial came on. He turned to me and said, "Yeah, I'd choose the Horde over you any day." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (18392) - you deserved it (2836)

On 01/13/2012 at 6:56pm - love - by Sad.To.Be.Me. (woman) - United States (Washington)

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"I'd choose your best friend over you any day"

That'll shut him up.

#2 - On 01/13/2012 at 11:49pm by TheIsland

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Priorities.

#1 - On 01/13/2012 at 11:49pm by Namerkp2

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