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Today, I was on Skype with the guy I like. After a while of being on Facebook I forgot I was on webcam to him and started picking my nose. He ended the call. FML

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On 01/05/2012 at 2:35pm - love - by louise (woman) - United Kingdom (Bristol)

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And why did you minimize him in the first place to rather talk to other people? I also think you could have been caught doing worse things...

#1 - On 01/05/2012 at 4:38pm by that1guy1

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Like he has never picked his nose before...

#3 - On 01/05/2012 at 4:38pm by xxGheTToGumbYxx

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