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Today, it was our one year anniversary. After a surprise re-creation of our first date, we went home, in the mood for love. The food poisoning from the restaurant had a different idea. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (27350) - you deserved it (2078)

On 01/03/2012 at 3:14am - love - by snarly1 - United States (California)

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damn salmonella

#3 - On 01/03/2012 at 9:47am by Mr25

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Call your local Health Department and tell them the restaurant you went to Poisoned you and your partner and had fallen ill.

#9 - On 01/03/2012 at 9:53am by Rainbow_dumpster

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