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Today, my friend set me up with a cute guy who is very germaphobic. So, I spent 4 hours cleaning my apartment. 2 minutes into the date, I sneezed. He politely told me he wasn't feeling well and left. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (28187) - you deserved it (3139)

On 01/01/2012 at 12:41am - love - by upsetandannoyed - United States (New York)

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Not worth the effort.

#1 - On 01/01/2012 at 6:06am by Rynk95

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Well he'SNOT good enough for you :D

#2 - On 01/01/2012 at 6:09am by GoWithTheFro

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