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Today, the heating in my house broke down. I called my boyfriend and asked if I could stay at his place until I could get it fixed. He said no, and told me my overgrown leg hair would keep me warm. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (22075) - you deserved it (9535)

On 12/16/2011 at 3:11pm - love - by Anonymous - Sweden (Hallands Lan)

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Guess he can also keep himself warm when he's single!

#1 - On 12/16/2011 at 5:41pm by Yellow_Fish79

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You could always shave your legs and knit yourself something warm

#3 - On 12/16/2011 at 5:42pm by zoPwNAgEzo

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