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Today, my husband and I got into an argument. I tried to assault him with a laptop. He yelled, "Don't hit me with the computer." My apartment neighbor yelled through the wall, "Do what you gotta do, girl." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (13306) - you deserved it (37028)

On 12/05/2011 at 9:31pm - love - by Anonymous - United States

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You're on here bragging that you almost hit your husband with a laptop? Get some help, please.

#17 - On 12/06/2011 at 2:45am by HSOMGF

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If it was the guy hitting his wife with a laptop the comments would be much different

#26 - On 12/06/2011 at 2:52am by suavesuave

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