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Today, I woke up really early before my mom so I could make pancakes for mother's day. I placed everything on a tray and even picked a flower, had a card for her and took it to her bedroom. She said "You shouldn't have, pancakes are fattening." She took one bite and fed the rest to the dogs. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (53313) - you deserved it (2552)

On 05/10/2009 at 8:36am - love - by Anon (woman) - United Kingdom (Derby)

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