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Today, after we got home from the doctor's office, my mom checked the voicemail. Loud and clear, we both heard my boyfriend's break-up message. My parents had already forbidden me from dating. FML


I agree, your life sucks (18302) - you deserved it (25944)

On 10/07/2011 at 3:00pm - love - by Anonymous - United States

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well if hes going to break up with you over a voicemail, he isnt worth it anyway.

#3 - On 10/07/2011 at 5:49pm by heylesha

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Your parents will never know if you have an imaginary boyfriend. They're not as troublesome as real ones, although the sex is not all that great.

#4 - On 10/07/2011 at 5:51pm by saIty

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