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Today, I had to choose between staying with my boyfriend and moving out to a better job. I chose my boyfriend. He promptly left me because I didn't take the job. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (20088) - you deserved it (12453)

On 09/27/2011 at 2:22am - love - by dilligaf - United States (Virginia)

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There's some information missing

#2 - On 09/27/2011 at 10:07am by cradle6

See in context

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Lol never commit to something like that unless you got a ring on that finger

#6 - On 09/27/2011 at 10:08am by hondawonderboy

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