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Today, I treated my boyfriend to an expensive dinner using the last of my paycheck. I had to excuse myself to the bathroom a few minutes in. I came back to find my plate empty. His excuse was, "I didn't want the food to get cold." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (27400) - you deserved it (3809)

On 09/23/2011 at 1:46pm - love - by Anonymous - United States

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wow. your boyfriend sucks.

#7 - On 09/23/2011 at 6:26pm by RebekahBrooke

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Was it those restaurants with the small portion foods that goes for tons? If so you're better off eating at places such as Panera Bread.

#8 - On 09/23/2011 at 6:26pm by saIty

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