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Today, I realize that my boyfriend's breath quite literally smells like a sewer. It wouldn't be so bad, except that he tries to kiss me about every ten minutes, and I have to hold my breath. FML


I agree, your life sucks (27723) - you deserved it (8222)

On 09/20/2011 at 12:26am - love - by PookaKay02 - United States

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Just before he tries to get smoochy, pop 10 mints in your mouth. Then as you engage contact spit them all in his mouth.

#3 - On 09/20/2011 at 6:02am by saIty

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Say something to him!

#1 - On 09/20/2011 at 6:01am by Polyuncoki

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