Today, I realize that my boyfriend's breath quite literally smells like a sewer. It wouldn't be so bad, except that he tries to kiss me about every ten minutes, and I have to hold my breath. FML
by PookaKay02 / 09/20/2011 at 12:26am / United States / Love
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Just before he tries to get smoochy, pop 10 mints in your mouth. Then as you engage contact spit them all in his mouth.
#3 - On 09/20/2011 at 6:02am by saIty
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Say something to him!
#1 - On 09/20/2011 at 6:01am by Polyuncoki
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