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Today, my ex, whom I haven't seen in two years, contacted me. She was great company back in the day, wild in bed, the most attractive person I've ever dated, and totally uninterested in a serious relationship. She wants me to fix her computer. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (18961) - you deserved it (3251)

On 09/19/2011 at 8:20pm - love - by Tech Savvy (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)

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You should have told her that you would take sex as payment.

#2 - On 09/19/2011 at 11:24pm by almostkilledme

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Hmm, sounds like how 95% of pornos start.

#7 - On 09/19/2011 at 11:30pm by Wheredidgrungego

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