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Today, I told my husband that I wanted him to stay sober during the week. He responded by saying he wanted me to be a supermodel during the week. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (22628) - you deserved it (8581)

On 09/16/2011 at 1:15am - love - by brinn - United States (California)

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If he wasn't sober, you'd look like a supermodel anyways

#2 - On 09/16/2011 at 6:01am by gntfmlingnow

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So he wants you to look sickly and starved?

#3 - On 09/16/2011 at 6:02am by mackenzie2323

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