Today, my wife showed me what was missing in our marriage with a Twilight video montage. FML

by I_dislike_Twilight / 09/08/2011 at 8:52am / United States (Michigan) / Love

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  • Give her what she wants. Start acting emotionless, leave bite marks on her neck and constantly tell her how you guys can no longer be together because your extended family wants you killed. Oh and don't forgot the constant whining and being annoying.

    If you want to be bold you can also remind her anytime she wants to have sex that blood no longer flows through your body so you're unable to get it up and please her.

    #1 - On 09/08/2011 at 12:57pm by Egnar

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  • Nothing says this is what we need like an indecisive female, an obsessive dog-man and a dramatic sparkly guy. I applaud her

    #3 - On 09/08/2011 at 12:59pm by GrammarNaziFTW

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