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Give her what she wants. Start acting emotionless, leave bite marks on her neck and constantly tell her how you guys can no longer be together because your extended family wants you killed. Oh and don't forgot the constant whining and being annoying.
If you want to be bold you can also remind her anytime she wants to have sex that blood no longer flows through your body so you're unable to get it up and please her.
Nothing says this is what we need like an indecisive female, an obsessive dog-man and a dramatic sparkly guy. I applaud her
Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.
Friday 27 March 2015