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Today, I went to a club. The only guy who asked me to dance introduced himself as "Bird Dog." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (18682) - you deserved it (2322)

On 08/26/2011 at 3:35am - love - by EpicMayonnaise (woman) - United States (Texas)

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Maybe that's his name, and he'll be posting an FML soon about a girl who refused to dance with him because of his name.

#1 - On 08/26/2011 at 6:00am by slushpup9696

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Ever heard of the indian ideal of "your babies name will consist of the first things you see after birth"

#3 - On 08/26/2011 at 6:02am by Catcherchick94

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