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By EpicMayonnaise - 26/08/2011 07:35 - United States

Today, I went to a club. The only guy who asked me to dance introduced himself as "Bird Dog." FML

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By Anonymous - 10/10/2015 04:43 - Canada - Qualicum Beach

Today, desperate to meet a guy, I went clubbing. The only guy to show any interest opened with, "You're hot, for a black chick!" FML

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By poorclubgoer - 14/11/2009 10:11 - United States

Today, I decided to go to a club with my friends. I was flattered when an attractive guy started dancing with me. Later, I went to grab my money to pay for my dinner and realized while dancing, the very sneaky man pulled my forty dollars out of my pocket. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/06/2009 01:36 - United States

Today, I was at a party. The music changed to a slow dance. Everybody grabbed a partner and I was left on the dancefloor alone. Suddenly, this guy walked up to me. I swore that he was going to ask me to dance. He then said, "Could you hold me my drink?" and went to dance with another girl. FML

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By I Tried - 29/01/2016 22:18 - United States - Burton

Today, I went out clubbing and hit the dance floor, hoping to impress some girls with my moves. All I got was a bunch of weird looks and was told by one girl that I'm the "whitest black guy" she's ever seen. FML

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By divingconfidence - 22/12/2012 11:21 - United States - Maple Grove

Today, it was my first time at the club. I saw a really cute girl. I finally worked up the courage to ask her to dance. Before I even got within five feet of her, she looked me in the eyes and vehemently shook her head. I did a 180. My friends saw everything. They are still laughing. FML

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By KL. - 05/06/2009 19:46 - Canada

Today, I was at a club with a friend. A cute guy kept smiling and looking over at me. He left his seat and went to the bar and brought back two drinks. He waved me over and then said, "Can you tell your hot friend that I bought her a drink?" FML

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By IcantDance! - 01/10/2012 16:05 - United States - Daphne

Today, although I can't dance, I decided to go to a club. A really cute girl asked me to dance, and I politely declined. She kept insisting, so I finally said okay. A few minutes in, she stopped, looked at me, and said, "If you're going to make fun of my dancing, I'm leaving." FML

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By cakestar9 - 31/12/2014 19:39 - Ireland - Ennis

Today, I went to a club to celebrate New Year's Eve. A cute guy came up to me at the bar and asked my name. I thought my 8 year long dry spell was finally about to end. I smiled and said "Chrissy!" He said "That's a whore's name!" and wandered back off into the crowd. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/12/2012 00:31 - United States - Rocklin

Today, I was out clubbing, when I saw a pair of very cute girls sitting at the bar, so I went over, hoping to introduce myself. I swung my leg over the stool, and through no fault of my own, sat on my own balls. I quickly got thrown out for "harassing the ladies." FML

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By Anonymous - 12/07/2011 01:12 - United States

Today, I met a really nice guy. He was funny, handsome, and we were both into each other. He told me his name, and when I replied with mine, it came out sounding like "I'm a bear." FML

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Friday 26 August 2011 12:00

Maybe that's his name, and he'll be posting an FML soon about a girl who refused to dance with him because of his name.

slushpup9696 12

Friday 26 August 2011 12:04

Yeah. I hate my name, Hospital Ceiling. Everyone makes fun of me and turns me down at dances.

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sara_saturday 5

Friday 26 August 2011 12:29

club kid, y u no dance by yourself? you're at a club not an eighth grade dance …

BelleBelle_fml 11

Friday 26 August 2011 15:12

OP isn't at her 8th grade dance, but the way you write sounds like you just came from yours.

sara_saturday 5

Friday 26 August 2011 16:46

*referencing the popular "y u no" meme

nerdfighteria 7

Friday 26 August 2011 17:16

65- 19 was just using a meme . . . I'm sure she doesn't actually type like that.

cicpjaky 6

Friday 26 August 2011 12:31

At least you got asked. Take it or leave it

beerhead 0

Friday 26 August 2011 12:40

Introduce yourself as Chickey Cat?

BarrelChick 0

Friday 26 August 2011 12:42

Like the internet

ijnek 3

Friday 26 August 2011 12:47

it's probably "beer, dawg?" hes asking you if you want some beer. or hes asking you for a beer.

Gmac38 2

Friday 26 August 2011 12:47

And how many guys did you ask to dance?

stewpididiot 11

Friday 26 August 2011 13:00

I'm guessing he was sporting a mullet too....

krysxkatastrophe 14

Friday 26 August 2011 13:11

Who knows? Maybe Bird Dog is the coolest guy in the club!

Majstr 23

Friday 26 August 2011 13:12

Be happy it wasn't birdface.

leadman1989 15

Friday 26 August 2011 14:51

Or bird dick...

Shut_Your_Mouth 0

Friday 26 August 2011 15:01

or Batman

Asystole 0

Friday 26 August 2011 13:43

You'd have preferred cat dog?

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