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Today, at a party I bumped into a friend of my ex. We caught the same bus home. He started telling me about my ex's "totally insane" ex-girlfriend. He refused to believe me when I told him he was talking about me. I had to sit there for half an hour as my personality was ripped to shreds. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (23430) - you deserved it (4643)

On 08/23/2011 at 10:44pm - love - by Embarassed (woman) - United Kingdom (London)

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At least you don't give off an immediate vibe of douchey-ness if he didn't even know it was you.

#4 - On 08/24/2011 at 2:47am by Dalliance

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At least he refused to believe you :)

#8 - On 08/24/2011 at 2:49am by ihasbrains

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