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Today, my mom let it slip that she was divorcing my dad. After making me promise to keep it from him and my little sisters, she had me help her with her plans to renovate the house. She intends to kick him out once it's done. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (28218) - you deserved it (2312)

On 08/22/2011 at 12:06pm - love - by kris (woman) - United States (Illinois)

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Shes gonna milk him for all hes got

#1 - On 08/22/2011 at 5:00pm by hoonyer

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She's kind of a bitch

#3 - On 08/22/2011 at 5:02pm by aFatFuck

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