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Today, I proposed to my girlfriend, whom I was madly in love with, by having a plane fly over her house spelling "Marry me Abby?". After seeing this, she locked herself in her room and cried for 4 hours exclaiming that this wasn't how she wanted to be proposed to. I had invited my entire family. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (76364) - you deserved it (8076)

On 03/01/2009 at 8:41pm - love - by groomfail (man) - United States (District of Columbia)

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