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Today, I proposed to my girlfriend, whom I was madly in love with, by having a plane fly over her house spelling "Marry me Abby?". After seeing this, she locked herself in her room and cried for 4 hours exclaiming that this wasn't how she wanted to be proposed to. I had invited my entire family. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (81025) - you deserved it (8518)

On 03/01/2009 at 8:41pm - love - by groomfail (man) - United States (District of Columbia)

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she should have been thankful, because that's incredibly sweet. i don't understand the obsession with proposals as long as you're genuinely in love and propose in a way that shows you care.

#2 - On 03/02/2009 at 3:20am by caleyy

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I've only known one other person who had a fiance who bitched about the WAY her boyfriend proposed. She turned out to be insane, and they ended up splitting up. If she's seriously going to cry because you didn't propose how she wanted you to, it's time to break up.

#3 - On 03/02/2009 at 3:20am by texmas

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