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Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because of a bad haircut. She was the one who cut my hair. FML

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On 08/06/2011 at 12:58am - love - by meach - United States (Pennsylvania)

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hope the new hair doesn't hold you back in finding a new gf with a steadier hand and who isn't a vain scissor toting bimbo

#1 - On 08/06/2011 at 6:18am by sparky_daisy

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There was most likely another reason and she was using that as an excuse.

#2 - On 08/06/2011 at 6:18am by Omnicent

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