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Today, I found out that my boyfriend poops with "This is war" playing on his phone, and makes war sounds corresponding with his poop dropping. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (28525) - you deserved it (4185)

On 07/23/2011 at 3:49am - love - by MaHalKiTa (woman) - United States (California)

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He's gotta stay entertained somehow

#1 - On 07/23/2011 at 10:05am by A7X_LoVeee

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beware the ass tanks!!!!!

#2 - On 07/23/2011 at 10:05am by Cryingraven

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