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Today, I was talking to my boyfriend on the phone. After a short pause I hear him say "I love you." Smiling I say, "I love you too." Then he says, "I was talking to my dog." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (47771) - you deserved it (4086)

On 05/07/2009 at 8:39am - love - by TrulyYours (woman) - United States (Maine)

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lmao, just tell him it's a good thing he loves his dog, cuz that's the only place he'll be getting any for a while

#1 - On 05/07/2009 at 2:10pm by patrikus13

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You two will inevitably break up... his dog will still be there by his side while you're talking crap about him to all of your friends (and probably most of his friends) and posting blogs about him on myspace ridiculing the size of his penis and sexual skills!

Dog 1
You 0

#9 - On 05/07/2009 at 2:21pm by sparda4355

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