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Today, I met my boyfriend's sophisticated grandparents. I politely introduced myself. The first words to come out of his granny's mouth were, "If something happens to him, you won't get a f*cking cent of the insurance money, you hear?" FML


I agree, your life sucks (37120) - you deserved it (2940)

On 07/07/2011 at 8:58pm - love - by Jessica - Australia (Western Australia)

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just hope she dies first (:

#1 - On 07/07/2011 at 11:49pm by danaloren

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Old people, they say the darnest things!

#7 - On 07/07/2011 at 11:50pm by youliketacos

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