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Today, my dad texted me and told me "I love u." I answer back with "I love you too dad...are you drunk?" and he answers back "Of course I am..." My dad only tells me he loves me when he's drunk. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (54641) - you deserved it (3330)

On 05/06/2009 at 6:04pm - love - by thatonekid (woman) - United States (Virginia)

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