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Today, it's my birthday. My boyfriend told me he was too busy studying for finals, but that he'd take me out another day instead. He later drunk-dialled me from a party demanding a lift back home. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (34575) - you deserved it (3492)

On 06/24/2011 at 7:36pm - love - by Anonymous - United Kingdom (Devon)

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Give him a ride to a gay bar far out of town and leave him there.

#3 - On 06/24/2011 at 11:04pm by FMLandurstoo

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Tell him you can't because your busy studying

#8 - On 06/24/2011 at 11:06pm by Dotell95

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