Today, during my honeymoon, my wife and I finally went scuba-diving. My nose was too big to fit in the face goggles, so I couldn't go. My wife went without me anyway. FML
by pinocchio / 06/24/2011 at 7:04pm / United States / Love
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If your dick was as big as your nose she wouldn't be with the scuba instructor right now.
#14 - On 06/24/2011 at 11:14pm by every1luvsboners
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You can get specially made goggles to fit your facial features. I scuba dive so please take my word on it
#8 - On 06/24/2011 at 11:06pm by lifecontroller
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