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Today, the girl I've been dating for several months, and fallen in love with, said "We're just friends, right? My mom thinks I'm leading you on." FML


I agree, your life sucks (52073) - you deserved it (4641)

On 06/21/2011 at 1:07am - love - by played (man) - Norway

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"My mom thinks." She knows what she's doing. Blow her off without so much as goodbye. Manipulative...

#4 - On 06/21/2011 at 5:53am by narrowords

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communication at it's finest.

#3 - On 06/21/2011 at 5:53am by fireice22

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