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Today, I found out that my boyfriend is extremely jealous of a stuffed toy that sits on my bed, all because it gets to 'sleep in the same bed as me and he doesn't.' Now, whenever he comes over, he throws it at the wall, death glares at it, then gets up and kicks it under my bed. FML

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Is your boyfriend two years old? What a dumbass. Try dating someone who acts like an adult.

#1 - On 06/21/2011 at 5:52am by thoughtcriminal7

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he's just making it clear to the stuffed toy that this is his territory

#7 - On 06/21/2011 at 5:56am by charlybarly

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