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Today, I ran into an old high school friend while out with my husband. When she inquired who I was married to, I pointed to my husband, who was looking at shirts. She laughed and said "No really?", insinuating that I couldn't get anyone that good looking. FML

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On 06/06/2011 at 10:18am - love - by Mick (woman) -

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Bitch slap her!!

#3 - On 06/06/2011 at 12:47pm by Jake_2013

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Jealous:) maybe she just meant that you were to pretty for him..

#2 - On 06/06/2011 at 12:47pm by dianadoll

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