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Today, I locked lips with someone, or rather something, other than family for the first time in my life. It was a CPR dummy. FML

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On 06/03/2011 at 5:12pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Tennessee)

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you lock lips with your family?

#1 - On 06/03/2011 at 7:40pm by randomchickkk

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So you "locked lips" with family before?

#2 - On 06/03/2011 at 7:41pm by DudeBTM

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