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Today, the girl I love made me text my best friend how much she loved him. This because her phone died. I was at the movies with her on our date. FML


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On 05/28/2011 at 1:51am - love - by Fuckit - United States (Idaho)

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ouch. so no second date planned?

#2 - On 05/28/2011 at 5:51am by bluegoldfish

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also I think the word 'love' is used very loosely these days... there isn't love at first sight... there is lust and passion but love comes from a mutual respect for each other and ur time together, lust slowly grows into love... sorry just my opinion :)

#18 - On 05/28/2011 at 6:22am by kmeredith

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