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Today, my boyfriend and I shared our first kiss. His partly digested nachos decided to make an appearance halfway through. FML

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On 04/16/2011 at 3:18pm - love - by ColdHeat (woman) - United States (Texas)

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YDI for stating this happened "half way through" your kiss...as in you continued for another half after his nachos made their re-appearance, gross

#14 - On 04/16/2011 at 5:44pm by DizzyDancer

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Dude was just trying to share...

#9 - On 04/16/2011 at 5:43pm by Dudelike89

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