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Today, my girlfriend chose the most expensive restaurant in town, then spent the entire time facebooking, texting, and playing games on her phone while I dined in silence. This is the second time we've been out this week. She didn't even eat her food. I didn't even get a thank you. FML

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On 04/12/2011 at 12:27am - love - by BrokeAndPsst (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)

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straight out dude... you seem like a very nice guy.. who just so happened to be stuck with a hardcore bitch.. dump her and find one that appreciates!

#1 - On 04/12/2011 at 5:46am by dee3108

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Sounds like she's not interested in you. Time to move on.

#2 - On 04/12/2011 at 5:46am by Learning2livelyf

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