By BrokeAndPsst - 12/04/2011 04:27 - United States

Today, my girlfriend chose the most expensive restaurant in town, then spent the entire time facebooking, texting, and playing games on her phone while I dined in silence. This is the second time we've been out this week. She didn't even eat her food. I didn't even get a thank you. FML
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dee3108 0

straight out dude... you seem like a very nice guy.. who just so happened to be stuck with a hardcore bitch.. dump her and find one that appreciates!

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Learning2livelyf 4

Sounds like she's not interested in you. Time to move on.

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DocBastard 38

You should have called her and asked her to participate.

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NuyoRicanGirl 3

nothing more romantic than calling or texting each other at regular talking distance =p

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biass 0

23- It's funny because it's true. Especially around friends...

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smellymellyy 7

wow.. tbh you shouldn't date someone like that. you deserve more respect op and i think you should voice your opinions to her!!

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Sadieladean 0

I'm sure she would pay more attention if you texted it to her. lol. dump her, that's not the way to treat someone even if just friends

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jbear380 0

Your life doesn't have to suck, either find a more appreciative girl friend or open a better line of communication. You deserve this only because of YOUR choice of girlfriends.

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ElGranOrgo 0

Overly Pretty Chyna

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PurpleMonkeysFor 0

Obsessive Pickle. jk. op means original poster, aka, the person who wrote the FML.

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rallets 22

wouldnt those be OPD and OPC ???

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Katie_the_Great 6

17 it means original poster, they're just messing with you.

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ILoveEggnog 7

Katie, don't be so misleading. We all know that's not what it means.

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ryrywakaka 0

Lolol oprahs penis @@

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cptmorgan15 2

My eyes light up when I see someone ask this question. Then I look at the comments and there's always someone who ruins it.

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planckit 6

overaged pedophile is what OP stands for

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aussie_gemini 5

#44 yes your correct... #51 your hilarious... but we all know it stands for over penetrator

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eablue_fml 6

original poster (person who started . ie the person who wrote the fml)

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icantellu 7

Original Poster (:

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jinxthejinx 0

Obnoxious porcupine. All the people saying "original poster" are wrong. That is just ridiculous.

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cally72 0

she sounds very self absorbed, get out now and let her be someone else's problem. plenty nice ppl out there.

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ElGranOrgo 0

I'm sure she wasn't on facebook or playing games but talking to her actual boyfriend that beats her and makes her ****** and shoving it in his face that shes on an actual date to get back at him. Quit being a C*NT, grow some balls, quit getting used AND QUIT WINING AND DINING bitches. just hit it and quit it!

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jusdef 0

Dude good job! Now that' should have been the very first one!

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ElGranOrgo 0

I was driving lol

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mmedeiros14 0

Why are you still with her then??? Dump the bitch!!!

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relyo 0

It's your fault. She clearly doesn't care about you. Leave now, because if you don't, you have only yourself to blame.

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DjeePee 24

Jup, I couldn't agree more. I know that guys usually don't get hints, but come on OP, the only thing that's missing here is that she wore a T-shirt telling 'please, break up with me'.

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