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Today, my wife told me that she was leaving me for someone with more hair. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (42600) - you deserved it (4325)

On 04/03/2011 at 5:16am - love - by Baldy (man) - New Zealand (Auckland)

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Tell her you were planning on leaving her for someone with less stretch marks.

#16 - On 04/03/2011 at 10:34am by Uncouth

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:O pull her hair out!

#4 - On 04/03/2011 at 10:11am by wheresmyfood

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