Today, my wife told me that she was leaving me for someone with more hair. FML
by Baldy / 04/03/2011 at 5:16am / New Zealand (Auckland) / Love
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Tell her you were planning on leaving her for someone with less stretch marks.
#16 - On 04/03/2011 at 10:34am by Uncouth
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:O pull her hair out!
#4 - On 04/03/2011 at 10:11am by wheresmyfood
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