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Today, my girlfriend and I were playfully arguing about who loved the other more. After about a minute of this, my girlfriend walked over and kicked me in the crotch as hard as she could. She then said, "There, now you don't love me as much. I win." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (39339) - you deserved it (12262)

On 03/28/2011 at 11:33pm - love - by ouch - United States (Arizona)

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She is a genius. I'm going to use that.

#1 - On 03/29/2011 at 6:07am by Tanya33

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Some love you guys have....

#2 - On 03/29/2011 at 6:07am by rabiesss

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