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Today, my girlfriend and I were playfully arguing about who loved the other more. After about a minute of this, my girlfriend walked over and kicked me in the crotch as hard as she could. She then said, "There, now you don't love me as much. I win." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (37877) - you deserved it (11851)

On 03/28/2011 at 11:33pm - love - by ouch - United States (Arizona)

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