Today, I got a call from my long distance girlfriend. She's about a month pregnant. I haven't seen her in person for six months, but she still insists it's mine. I don't know which would be worse: her lying or her being that stupid. FML

by notthedad / 03/15/2011 at 11:50am / China / Love

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  • She probably thinks you will be stupid enough to fall for it.

    #3 - On 03/15/2011 at 1:59pm by sweet_candy_

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  • Your cock has obviously been whoring around without your knowledge. Take some responsibility for it, stupid.

    /King Missile

    #10 - On 03/15/2011 at 2:04pm by DocBastard

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