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Today, I got a call from my long distance girlfriend. She's about a month pregnant. I haven't seen her in person for six months, but she still insists it's mine. I don't know which would be worse: her lying or her being that stupid. FML
She probably thinks you will be stupid enough to fall for it.
Your cock has obviously been whoring around without your knowledge. Take some responsibility for it, stupid.
Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.
Monday 1 September 2014