Today, I was walking with my crush, and I told him how I felt. As soon as I turned to him, a bird shit on my face. FML
by crazystar69 / 03/09/2011 at 1:19pm / United States (California) / Love
Make sure your text complies with our rules
When people say not to get shit-faced on a first date, this is NOT what they mean.
#13 - On 03/09/2011 at 4:32pm by DocBastard
See in context
#1 - On 03/09/2011 at 4:25pm by firegecko123
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