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Today, my boyfriend left for a 2-year job posting in China. We had agreed to maintain a long distance relationship and even worked out a visiting schedule. Later that night, after trying to reach him, I realized the numbers he gave me weren't for China. The country code doesn't even exist. FML

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Wow, what a little pussy. I hope you had friends in common, and they have his real number. He owes you an explanation.

#6 - On 02/07/2011 at 2:58am by Doortje

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I'd say FYL since it's really mean, but he's probably a little crybaby for not even having the guts to quit. So I say YDI - You deserve someone a little more mature than a little kid.

No one should actually miss such a little baby...

#2 - On 02/07/2011 at 2:46am by that_is_Nathy

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