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Today, my extremely superstitious girlfriend called me and said she couldn't make it to the date I had planned tonight. Her reason? "I sense something horrible is going to happen." I was planning to propose. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (40318) - you deserved it (3404)

On 01/20/2011 at 8:15pm - love - by fianceeless (man) - United States (California)

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that does sound horrible!

j/k OP sorry things didn't work out the way you planned

#1 - On 01/21/2011 at 3:00am by andrysb24

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damn if dats not coincidence I don't know what is

#6 - On 01/21/2011 at 3:07am by motero

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