Love: Today, my extremely superstitious girlfriend called me and said...

By fianceeless - 21/01/2011 01:15 - United States

Today, my extremely superstitious girlfriend called me and said she couldn't make it to the date I had planned tonight. Her reason? "I sense something horrible is going to happen." I was planning to propose. FML

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By joking0303 - 16/07/2009 07:08 - United States

Today, my friend gave me a fortune cookie that said, "Don't be saddened by an upcoming event". Three hours later my girlfriend broke up with me because she said I was too superstitious. FML

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By rejected - 28/07/2014 22:09 - United States - Milpitas

Today, my girlfriend fell asleep while I was proposing. FML

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By markderanjer - 04/11/2012 00:37 - United Kingdom - Ealing

Today, I found out that not only is my girlfriend enough of a superstitious twat to believe the world is going to end on December 21st, she actually thinks it's an acceptable excuse to go sleep around with other men. FML

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By hoplessG - 24/12/2009 23:37 - United States

Today, I was going to propose to my girlfriend. I told her best friend the plan the day before. I got reservations to a restaurant on the beach, and we were going to arrive via boat. She never showed. Her parents called me asking why she left town to go to Paris. FML

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By RingAroundThe..SPLAT - 16/05/2012 04:10 - United States - Washington

Today, my girlfriend confessed that she was scared that she was more in love with me than I was in her, and that she was afraid I would leave her. So she left me instead. I'd been thinking about proposing. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/12/2011 05:26 - United States

Today, my girlfriend woke up in the middle of the night, crying. When I asked her why, she said that she had a dream where we were getting married. FML

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By gutted - 07/05/2012 02:13 - United Kingdom

Today, I proposed to my girlfriend. She promptly had a panic attack and screamed, "No!" FML

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By waste of effort - 15/05/2012 20:56 - United Kingdom

Today, my fiancée called our engagement off, because apparently she's actually a complete idiot who will believe anything that a slimy con artist tells her. In this case, a "psychic" who mumbled some shit about me having "a dark aura." FML

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By minime94 - 15/11/2012 06:35 - United States - Sunset

Today, I proposed to my girlfriend while we were on my couch having a romantic moment. She seemed incredibly excited when she saw the ring and put it on. The way she bolted out the door tells me I'm not going to see her again. FML

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By Proposal Fail - 01/01/2015 05:47 - United States - Holbrook

Today, my proposal to my girlfriend was supposed to be exactly when the ball dropped at midnight. Unfortunately my mother called her at 11:55pm to ask her if she liked the ring. FML

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andrysb24 5

Friday 21 January 2011 9:00

that does sound horrible! j/k OP sorry things didn't work out the way you planned

motero 0

Friday 21 January 2011 9:07

damn if dats not coincidence I don't know what is

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Vamp_enemy 0

Monday 24 January 2011 16:34

Maybe the universe is showing you the way to true love. Our life hates you!

raspackman 0

Friday 8 July 2011 10:49

she was right. u don't wanna marry that crazy lady

abcd165 0

Saturday 16 July 2011 0:20

I sense a disturbance in the force

LanaToTheTA 13

Wednesday 7 September 2011 15:17

Aw I'm sorry! Did u ever get to propose?

KyleJstorm 0

Tuesday 11 October 2011 13:57

Then don't date someone superstitious girls srs ba thing happen when a guy dates a girl or vice versa and there extremely something six bro

ArielTheMermaid 17

Tuesday 18 October 2011 0:07

LOL

audreyms 0

Sunday 29 January 2012 3:26

It's okay superstitions aren't legit...(: its probably a mind over matter thing

ChadHelton 8

Monday 28 September 2015 4:08

Something horrible wad going to happen, you might have married that crazy bitch.

IHaveThePower 16

Thursday 8 July 2021 3:59

That sounds more like anxiety. Try to be patient and work with her 'sense'--her brain may just be making her randomly terrified of things. It happened to me; for me it was trauma-based, but some people are just born with bad brain chemistry. Ask her if she wants to talk to a doctor, and try to be honest and not surprise her.