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Today, I went for a drive with my boyfriend and his dad. His dad was kind enough to point out at every opportunity girls "that would be better for him than me". FML

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I agree, your life sucks (21097) - you deserved it (1956)

On 01/03/2011 at 6:37am - love - by anon. (woman) - New Zealand (Waikato)

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least he wasnt suggesting it without you there then your boyfriend could act on it without you knowing, so in a way he is respecting your feelings.

#1 - On 01/03/2011 at 1:27pm by blasfmer

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You ought to pipe up that, unlike the other girls, you have ño gag reflex. That'll shut Dad up.

#5 - On 01/03/2011 at 1:36pm by perdix

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