Embarrassing, Cars, Pranks, Awkward and Love: Punk'd

Punk'd

By lululee53 - 31/12/2010 00:07 - United States

Today, after spotting my ex-boyfriend's truck in a desolate parking lot, I decided to "decorate" the muddy side of it with a rather large male appendage. After checking around me to make sure there were no witnesses, I got to work. I probably should have made sure he wasn't sitting in the truck. FML

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You deserved it 49 808

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By mickstinator - 25/06/2009 15:37 - United States

Today, I was parking my car outside of my apartment, but the big truck next to the spot went over the line. I squeezed in anyway. Later, I discovered the truck had left and someone keyed my car. They left a note saying, "Good parking job, asshole." FML

I agree, your life sucks 43 267

You deserved it 7 230

By WasteOfTime - 01/11/2009 14:36 - United Kingdom

Today, as I stopped at a traffic light, I noticed the man in the car next to me break out in laughter. I pulled over later on to see that someone had drawn a large penis on the side of my van. I then spent all my morning cleaning it off. I went outside later only to see someone had redrawn it. FML

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You deserved it 3 441

Bought or stolen

By dump truck hater - 03/06/2015 16:18 - United States - Austin

Today, when leaving my apartment, I instantly noticed there was a giant dump truck in our lot, which turned out to be directly behind my car. After making a 20-point escape from my parking space and getting to work late, my roommate texts me, "DUDE guess what I got last night." A giant dump truck. FML

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You deserved it 2 221

By Why Me - 15/08/2018 04:00

Today, I borrowed my friend's truck to move. After unloading everything, I worked up a killer appetite and went to a drive thru. I found some Germ X in the truck, so I could eat on the way home... or so I thought. It turned out to be anal lube. I covered my hands in it. FML

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You deserved it 667

By Anonymous - 18/06/2015 12:36 - United States - Tallahassee

Today, my ex-boyfriend dumped sand into the crankcase of my truck and then filled it to the top with water after I dumped him for being immature and not respecting my things. FML

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You deserved it 3 495

By whatever - 09/08/2009 20:12 - United States

Today, I went out with my ex-boyfriend on a date. The night consisted of me sitting in the back seat of his friend's truck while they drove around to pick up things for the party they were going to have that same night. After they picked everything up, he asked where I wanted to get dropped off. FML

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You deserved it 27 391

Road rage

By Broke - 28/05/2012 09:38 - Australia - Melbourne

Today, while I was waiting to pull out of a parking space, my boyfriend decided it would be funny to put the car into reverse instead of drive while I was waiting for traffic to clear. I don't think the people who own the car behind me were laughing. Nor is my now ex-boyfriend. FML

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You deserved it 3 401

Dude, WTF?

By truckstopworker - 27/04/2017 02:00

Today, while working at my truck stop, I helped a trucker check his tires. He seemed like a pretty nice guy, and we chatted for a bit. After he took off and I walked back inside, I went to clean the shower he was in before. Turns out he took a shit on the floor. His wife had been in there with him. FML

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You deserved it 339

By Anonymous - 12/08/2019 04:01

Today, in my tidy, small-town neighborhood, I parked my car 50 metres further back from my usual spot just across from our house on a half-empty public street, because it was taken. Apparently, someone didn't appreciate this. So much so, they put a used condom under my windshield wiper. FML

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You deserved it 124

By jackpot - 09/05/2011 01:53 - Venezuela

Today, I was in a parking lot looking for a spot, and after driving around for a long while I finally found one. A homeless man was taking a shit on it. FML

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You deserved it 3 018

omgshaylaaa 0

Friday 31 December 2010 9:12

ydi op!! that's pretty imature!

FYLDeep 25

Friday 31 December 2010 9:23

That was a total dick move on your part.

Comments

omgshaylaaa 0

Friday 31 December 2010 9:12

ydi op!! that's pretty imature!

omgshaylaaa 0

Friday 31 December 2010 9:14

immature. sorry. iPod.

MyChemical_fml 0

Friday 31 December 2010 9:58

Couldn't just played it off like you were trying to take the mud off and make it clean so he'd come back to you and you could make passionate love everyday forever. Embrace the run on sentences.

Ouchy265 0

Saturday 1 January 2011 13:47

LMFAO

Ninjasaurus18 9

Saturday 9 June 2012 21:52

Yes, that's the most immature thing I've ever read.

WhackTheJackal 22

Monday 10 November 2014 20:57

Very imature indeed. It's definitely not immature.

poprox4life 3

Friday 31 December 2010 9:13

Hahah that would've helped just a little

lzenon 0

Friday 31 December 2010 9:14

agreed.

kkbabe01xo 0

Friday 31 December 2010 9:14

smooooooth.

sloaan 0

Friday 31 December 2010 9:14

Yeah, probably.

darriel123 0

Friday 31 December 2010 9:15

haha yup you deserved that . not only was it immature but also messed up ! totally STUPID (:

metal8214 0

Friday 31 December 2010 21:29

well I would have done it, random penis drawings ftw!

Illyssa_fml 4

Friday 31 December 2010 9:15

Hahahahaha!!! Epic Fail!!! That's funny though.

zp5 4

Friday 31 December 2010 9:22

Good job.

FYLDeep 25

Friday 31 December 2010 9:23

That was a total dick move on your part.

DynamicDave 11

Friday 31 December 2010 9:29

Haha, that's a win right there!

kristenp 0

Friday 31 December 2010 16:31

literally

lilycanscool 6

Sunday 18 November 2012 21:12

No pun intended

bilyfiskin 0

Friday 31 December 2010 9:24

DUMBASS!!

monkeyCanDoMYJob 7

Friday 31 December 2010 9:37

you checked and yet you fail to see if anyone was in the truck itself? And it is not "probably should have" is more "I should have check to see if anyone was in the truck"

Luky13 0

Friday 31 December 2010 20:25

actually she had it right:|

spanelli 16

Friday 31 December 2010 21:22

No shit. 14 was saying that she should change her sentence to "should have", because she really should have checked if her boyfriend were in the truck or not.