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TADAY AFTER SPOTTING MAH EX-BOYFRIEND'S TRUCK IN A DESOLATE PARKING LOT, I DECIDED TO "DECORATE" THE MUDDY SIDE OF IT WITH A RATHER LARGE MALE APPENDAGE . AFTER CHECKING AROUND ME TO MAKE SURE THERE WERE NO WITNESSES, I GOT TO WORK . I PROBABLY SHOULD HAVE MADE SURE HE WASN'T SITTING IN THE TRUCK . FML

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I agree, your life sucks (6756) - you deserved it (43088)

On 12/30/2010 at 7:07pm - love - by lululee53 (woman) - United States (Michigan)

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ydi op!! that's pretty imature!

#1 - On 12/31/2010 at 3:12am by omgshaylaaa

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That was a total dick move on your part.

#11 - On 12/31/2010 at 3:23am by FYLDeep

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