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Today, I gave my wife a $900 necklace as a special Christmas gift. She gave me a set of Star Wars pajamas. As it turns out, I was more excited to wear my gift than she was to wear hers. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (20371) - you deserved it (3859)

On 12/25/2010 at 2:31am - love - by ima nerd - United States (Alabama)

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