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Today, I was hanging out with my crush and wanted to see what he thought of me. Instead of asking him straight, I tugged at my shirt, saying ''I don't know why I wear this top. I always look awful in it." He said, "Are you fishing for a fat joke?" FML

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I agree, your life sucks (7533) - you deserved it (33863)

On 12/22/2010 at 11:35pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Texas)

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gotta be straight up with guys we dont catch hints easy lol

#1 - On 12/23/2010 at 3:02am by tj265

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I honestly hate girls that complain about their look to get a compliment

#84 - On 12/23/2010 at 4:26am by yomamasmama

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