Today, I went out with a girl who I really love. We arrived to her house and before she got out of the car, I attempted to kiss her as planned. Still drunk, I grabbed her head and twisted it when I kissed her. She's now wearing a neck brace. Real smooth. FML

by H-B / 04/28/2009 at 4:53am / United States / Love

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  • You deserve it, you drove drunk, and put a girl in a neck brace, I hope you never get laid.

    #3 - On 04/28/2009 at 2:05pm by lelo_lala

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  • this fml makes you sound like a rapist

    #2 - On 04/28/2009 at 2:05pm by eric237

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