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Today, I went out with a girl who I really love. We arrived to her house and before she got out of the car, I attempted to kiss her as planned. Still drunk, I grabbed her head and twisted it when I kissed her. She's now wearing a neck brace. Real smooth. FML

I agree, your life sucks (11153) - you deserved it (61649)

On 04/28/2009 at 4:53am - love - by H-B (man) - United States

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