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Today, I went out with a girl who I really love. We arrived to her house and before she got out of the car, I attempted to kiss her as planned. Still drunk, I grabbed her head and twisted it when I kissed her. She's now wearing a neck brace. Real smooth. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (14863) - you deserved it (81477)

On 04/28/2009 at 4:53am - love - by H-B (man) - United States

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You deserve it, you drove drunk, and put a girl in a neck brace, I hope you never get laid.

#3 - On 04/28/2009 at 2:05pm by lelo_lala

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this fml makes you sound like a rapist

#2 - On 04/28/2009 at 2:05pm by eric237

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