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Today, it's my 26th birthday. My girlfriend gave me a matchbox car, a glow necklace, and a squirt gun. For her birthday, I bought her a new dress, rented a limo, and took her around to bar hop with her friends. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (29214) - you deserved it (4814)

On 12/07/2010 at 12:25am - love - by 1fungi -

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Your her sugar daddy, not her BF.

#3 - On 12/07/2010 at 6:12am by SAgirl

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if this was flipped and the boy was giving the squirt gun and the girl was giving the limo everyones opinions would be completely different.

#16 - On 12/07/2010 at 6:25am by kman1759

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