Today, it's my 26th birthday. My girlfriend gave me a matchbox car, a glow necklace, and a squirt gun. For her birthday, I bought her a new dress, rented a limo, and took her around to bar hop with her friends. FML

by 1fungi / 12/07/2010 at 12:25am / Love

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  • Your her sugar daddy, not her BF.

    #3 - On 12/07/2010 at 6:12am by SAgirl

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  • if this was flipped and the boy was giving the squirt gun and the girl was giving the limo everyones opinions would be completely different.

    #16 - On 12/07/2010 at 6:25am by kman1759

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