By 1fungi - 07/12/2010 05:25

Today, it's my 26th birthday. My girlfriend gave me a matchbox car, a glow necklace, and a squirt gun. For her birthday, I bought her a new dress, rented a limo, and took her around to bar hop with her friends. FML
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kman1759 7

if this was flipped and the boy was given the squirt gun and the girl was giving the limo everyones opinions would be completely different.

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r0ck_this 0

what the. date ME, I will have more money to give you better things. I'm sweet, cute, and I cook and clean. :D As a plus ( well, it is in my eyes ) I do not want to have kids. Ever. ;D

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doughnutboy99 2

don't be like that i will tell you and i hope you trust me when most guys who date girls like you just want to get into your pants,don't care about what you feel, and when you aren't satisfying them enough they'll either leave you or cheat on you trust me

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r0ck_this 0

"girls like you" girls like me? LOL. girls like me have the balls to tell the men who are only interested in lovin' and leavin' to **** off. i own a .38. i don't take disrespect because i don't deserve disrespect. don't tell me "don't be like that" when i said i cook and clean and i don't want to have kids, and i have more money to give someone better gifts. what do you want me to be, a durnk, unemployed bitch? LOL "trust you" .. why, because you let men walk all over you? idk if you're male or female, you're not worth the click to find out.

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ASA5G 2

You guys keep saying "maybe she's not as financially balanced as you". The ****? you seem to forget the fact that she got him a matchbox car, a glow necklace and a squirt gun. what's the total for those items? around $5? please she could have at least got him a cd or something. Or is that too much to ask?

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Sarojin 0

maybe they're all part if some new sex game she wants to play. you should look into that.

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hmmmxxo 2

its because you lesbian. maybe she isnt.

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Mentalpigeon 0

Could she afford anything better? Still, i guess she's giving you a hint.

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kiakia0131 23

I would be happy with a matchbox car, a squirt gun, and a glow in the dark necklace!

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Shinygirlnz 1

I am soooo sick of people complaining that they've spent too much on presents and expect others to do the same. Yes, the girlfriend's presents are cheap and nasty, but the OP's an idiot for going WAY overboard. Learn to stick to a limit. If you'd just bought a nice CD or something you wouldn't be feeling as crappy now.

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Kandyland 12

Maybe your girlfriend was trying to give you a hint as to how mature she thinks you are. :P

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Saigee1997 3

I don't care how immature this is, but I'm just saying...I would've taken your presents over the other ones. Seriously. It sounds ******* awesome! So quit complaining you bitch, and just appreciate that you got anything at all. {:

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